apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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