He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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