Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize
