I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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