So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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