I saw his package. It spoke to me.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Randomize
