I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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