I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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