I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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