the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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