ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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