IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
