We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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