just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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