dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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