very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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