Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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