Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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