I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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