Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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