I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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