covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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