erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I look better un-naked...
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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