I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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