You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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