just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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