I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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