if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
You left your phone here
Wait...
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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