Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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