brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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