He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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