Its about making memories worth repressing
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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