They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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