Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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