Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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