is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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