Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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