Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You're my little dorito
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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