the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
It's just like the Real World with babies
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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