1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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