nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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