If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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