Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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