i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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