I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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