I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
How does one acquire holy water?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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