she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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