Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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