i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Randomize
