Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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