So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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