the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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