whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I have grass duct taped all over my body
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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