I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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