So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
