How'd it feel making her break her religion?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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