So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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