Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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